Your dad touched me again.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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