Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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