he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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