This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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