There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
