Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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