But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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