There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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