I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
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