school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just puked most of my soul out..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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