Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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