take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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