I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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