I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
