the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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