is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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