if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
