I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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