It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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