That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
He is an equal opportunity slut.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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