I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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