I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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