oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize
