I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my being single is dangerous.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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