Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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