hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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