Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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