I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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