I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I puked a lego.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
