we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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