I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I bet he comes in French.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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