Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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