I heard we made out
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
