If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
