I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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