That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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