Christians are straight up FREAKS
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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