It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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