Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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