I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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