with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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