Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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