Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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