yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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