The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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