and i looked up. we had an audience...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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