she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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