You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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