You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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