Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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