I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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